3rd Grade

Yesterday I got locked in the school and I had to spend the night there.  I had to sleep in the library.  The next day I flooded the school and I surfed on a desk.  I snuck into the teachers lounge because no one was there to stop me.  While I was there I drank pop and I got too hyper.  I got so hyper that I went into the janitors closet and found a buffer.  After I got the buffer out I rode on it and said "WEE!!!"  Then the buffer led me in the lunch room.  I hit my-self on the head with a pan and said "Nite-nite  mommy."  When I woke I woke up I started singing and people in a trash can started to sing with me.  After a while every body started a conga line and I had fruit on my head.  The conga line got so big that the school collapsed.  That's what happened.